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🔓 SECRETS: 0/18

🔓 SECRET DISCOVERED 🔓

🏆 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Hidden treasure

⚠️ WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS DETECTED ⚠️

[SYSTEM INTRUSION IN PROGRESS]
[WELCOME TO THE DARKSIDE OF THE WEB]
[NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR REQUIRED]

JOÃO'S MATRIX ZONE

~ SOLUTION ARCHITECT • CODE SINCE '90s • ABLETON ADDICT ~

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💚 THERE IS NO SPOON (only code) 💚 | 🖤 ENTER THE MATRIX 🖤 | 💔 WAKE UP NEO 💔 | 💚 THE MATRIX IS EVERYWHERE 💚 | 🖤 FREE YOUR MIND 🖤 | 💔 IT'S EMO CODE 💔

[HACKING NASA MAINFRAME...]

STATUS: INITIATED

🔐 ABOUT THIS HACKER

João Lagedo

[IDENTITY CONFIRMED]

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I'm João Amaro Lagedo, and I've been hacking code since I was 12 on a 486 running Turbo Pascal. Started with a Mario clone, survived the PHP web boom of the 2000s, accidentally became a project manager at 18 (dark times), then found my true calling building enterprise financial apps. 15 years deep in the matrix of Java and .NET. This isn't just a website—it's a digital monument to decades of 1s and 0s.

Since 1990s
486 Survivor
Turbo Pascal OG

💻 MY HACKER SKILLS

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Software Development Solution Architect specializing in enterprise financial systems. Weaponized Java and .NET across countless frameworks. PHP veteran from the wild west web days. I'm a broad-vision architect—I need to understand theoretical foundations before going deep. Currently diving into AI agents and the intelligence revolution. I solve complex problems by understanding how systems actually work, not just how to use them.

Solution Architect
Enterprise Hacker
Theory First

⚡ SYSTEM STATUS

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AI REVOLUTION IN PROGRESS! Currently deep in the trenches exploring intelligent agents and trying to keep pace with this rapidly evolving landscape. Same curiosity that had me building games as a kid now has me dissecting how AI systems can transform software development. The future is being written in neural networks and green text.

🤖 AGENT MODE: ACTIVE 🤖

🖤 HACKER MANIFESTO

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My code: Never stop learning. Understand the theory before diving deep. Solve problems elegantly. When not architecting systems, I'm in Ableton Live sculpting frequencies—grew up on rock and metal, fell in love with electronic music. Both software architecture and sound design are about understanding complex systems and optimizing them into something greater than the sum of their parts. Continuous discovery is the only path.

Learn Forever
Ableton Warrior

🎧 FREQUENCY TRANSMISSION

[AUDIO SIGNAL DETECTED]
[DECODING SONIC ARCHITECTURE...]

jlagedo · Fantasia

Sculpted in Ableton Live. Code for the ears.

Electronic Architect
Frequency Master

👥 VISITORS SINCE JULY 1997

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You are visitor #53,847!

⚠️ SYSTEM COMPROMISED ⚠️

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🔓 HACKER HEADQUARTERS 🔓

▓▓▓ NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR CERTIFIED ▓▓▓
WARNING: THIS SITE WAS MADE IN NETSCAPE 4.0
⚡ BEST VIEWED AT 800x600 ⚡
🖥️ TERMINAL ACCESS GRANTED 🖥️

[CONNECTING TO MATRIX...]
[ELITE HACKER MODE: ACTIVATED]
[FIREWALL: DISABLED]
[SYSTEM: OWNED]

🚧 SECTIONS UNDER CONSTRUCTION 🚧

💚 MY DARK POETRY 💚
🖤 HACKING TUTORIALS 🖤
💻 TERMINAL EMULATOR 💻
🔐 EXPLOITS & PAYLOADS 🔐

ESTIMATED TIME: ∞

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Connected via: 56K Modem
Speed: ELITE
Status: HACKED INTO THE MAINFRAME
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docs: SECRETS.md